Secret Office Party!

Darkamaru finally discovered his new office! He even had a subordiante! YAY! And now he was preparing for a wild office party! All he needed were guests and it would be a night to remember! He had invited EVERYONE. Envy, Greed, Kenya, Mustang, Xan, even Zane. Time for fun!

Darkamaru had finally hauled in the loads of baked goods he and Ilona had bought, along with chips and punch. He was ready. Now he just needed people to come!

"Damn it's so hot in the south..." Envy grumbled as he wiped from sweat from his brow and lazily pushed open the door to Dark's new office. He gave the man a smirk, "Nice office, but why'd you call me down from Central again?"

He grinned. "I was throwing a little party. And I had to invite YOU. I bought like 1000 dollars worth of orange juice and I couldn't POSSIBLY drink it all myself..."

"In other words you stole it." He said with a roll of his eyes as he could easily pictuer dark running out of a supermarket with the manager on his heels and a whole bunch of stolen bacon and orange juice in his hands. It was hard not to laugh at the thought.
The boy the made himself comfortable on one of the couches and sighed a nice, deep sigh before relaxing.
"Who else is coming, Prido?"

"NO! I happen to be loaded, and felt like blowing some money on a party for ME!" He grinned and did his little proud hands-on-hips smirk with ARMSTRONG SPARKLES! "And I invited our brothers and sisters plus Ilona who helped get this stuff and some of the officers around here."

Al, who had a look of horror on his face -he doesn't like sparkles- just nodded mutely.

Darkamaru laughed and SOMEHOW threw the armstrong sparkles at Envy. "And I need you to invite people."

"ARGH!!" Dodging the sparkles Sakura-style, he was panting afterwards and didn't hesitate to kick Dark in the head -just because he didn't have feet alchemy anymore doesn't mean his feet aren't still his main fighting tools- "Do it yourself, sparkle-freak!"

He shrugged and dumped a bottle of orange juice out the window. "I guess this'll just go to waste then..." He had Orange Juice Boy cornered... Bwahaha...

"Don't make me push you out the window, Sparky!"

He grinned devilishly and tossed Envy a bottle of orange juice. "Chillax and enjoy the party while it lasts! Hehe..."

Envy caught it with a smug grin and downed a few gulps, before relaxing on Dark's couch and sighing.
"Invite some people here, Prido."

He sighed. "I did... They're coming but apparently you came first. HAHA!"

Tobi walked into the office, not bothering to knock. "Got drinks?" He said as soon as he stepped foot inside the room.

Darkamaru turned around. "Tobi! Yea, I got a minibar set up over there. Help yourself!" He grinned and looked at Envy. "See? People came."

Tobi grinned and sat himself down at the minibar, helping himself to some of the scotch in the fridge.

"Mustang doesn't count."

"Hey," Tobi called from the bar, "I count! Personally, I think I should count as like 6."

"Mhm, and I'm spiderman." Envy said sarcastically as he rolled his eyes and sighed.

"Because of the 'man' bit, I have to argue," Tobi said matter-of-factly, shaking his head and pouring himself a glass of scotch.

"Che, egotistical smartass."

Tobi chuckled. "Just pointing out the facts for you there, Wonderbra," He said, sipping on his scotch.