The "C-box" Family

Okay, so in the chat-box, Zane decided to start up this c-box family!!!
And I'd like everyone to be apart of it! Although, there are some spots already filled. Here's some of the filled spots (I'll say their name, and then the spots they have):

Valentine Family

Zane/Despair: Father of Revel and Katie Lynn Ash; Xan's old poker/drinking buddy.

Takegami Teijirou: "Mother" of Revel and Katie Lynn Ash; Zane's "wife".

Revel: Daughter of Zane, the one who's always fighting with her father; sister of Katie Lynn Ash; Yuan Yao's girlfriend.

Katie Lynn Ash: Daughter of Zane, the one who Zane is most proud of; sister of Revel; has a crush on Alexander Elric/Envy.

Humanitas Family

Xan: Father of Yuan Yao, Ming-Yue Yao and Allos; Zane's old poker/drinking buddy.

Yuan Yao: Son of Xan; brother of Ming-Yue Yao and Allos; Revel's boyfriend.

Ming-Yue Yao: Daughter of Xan; sister of Yuan Yao and Allos.

Allos: Son of Xan; brother of Yuan Yao and Ming-Yue Yao.

Darkamaru: Old drunken man; Yuan, Ming and Allos's Great-Grandfather. XD

Hyogetsu: Xan's wife and the granddaughter in law that Darkamaru gives candy to.

Ito Family

Daigoro Ito: Father of Alexander Elric/Envy; crazy "uncle" who lives in the attic always playing cards.

Alexander Elric/Envy: Dai's rebelious son; has a crush on Katie Lynn Ash.


Other

Violet Tenshi: Cat (with kittens) who always pees on the Valentine's front yard. XD

Tobi Mustang: That uncle that everyone secretly hopes isn't coming to Thanksgiving this year because he always gets super drunk and passes out on the front lawn.

Benjamin Havoc: Plans on marrying Allos and hugs random people all the time.


Alright, so that's all the parts we have so far.
So sign up and decide who you want to be!

Yes, you can be apart of any family, or just make up your own. Ask and I'll add.

Let's put the fun back in dysfunctional!

YOSH!

add me to other. xD im the drunken old man. lol better yet, im Yuan's great great great great great great great great great drunken old grandpappy. xD

*stares at the crazed mommy* back in mah day, music was throwing rocks at sticks...

i wanna a gay mum XD kuku, make my 'mum' a dude!

*twitches* yeah, I'm not THAT crazy xD

Can I be a senile old man who beats people with his cane?

sorry, jaegar. already taken...unless your my brother or something. xD

Wow..... there is already a random senile old man who beats people with a cane.

well, a senile old drunk at least. xD who doesn't like his granddaughter...

What's up with Zane doing the Cheers theme song? Lol. Hey I want to be that mail man from cheers..... oh... can't think of the name.... Cliff. Yes. I am just going to start acting like Cliff for no apparent reason.

and i'll act like myself...ACK! MY HIP! SOMEONE GET ME THE FIREMAN! xD

I want to be 'That uncle that everyone secretly hopes isn't coming to Thanksgiving this year because he always gets super drunk and passes out on the front lawn.' Because the name is long and epic. xD

xD two drunks in one household! xD

YOSH! This family is growing bigger and weirder by the minute

Why don't you like me, Dark? And why do you want me to be a baker?

?_? I like you! I'm just INSANE! I also never wanted you to be a baker...

Oh really...THEN EXPLAIN YESTERDAY AND WEDNESDAY'S CONVERSATION IN THE C-BOX!!!!!!

xD when i break my hip, i call for a baker, candle-stick maker, butcher or The rapist. xD

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UPDATE!

Ok to make this more sitcom like, Zane and Takegami have gotten divorced. It seems that Takegami got the house and everything. The children can choose where to go. Now Zane lives in his own apartment.

I think I understand this a little more now.

Of course you do Ming.