Desert Birthday Bash!!

Revel giggled and smiled. "Yes, yes. As hard as it was not to, because I know you have to love your explosives, I decided on something tamer!" She looked anxiously over his shoulder "What is it?"

"Ne, Greed this is Extravagance, Extravagance, this is Greed. The drama queen's a well-known Amestrian thief, and we've met a few times in the past, and though I'm in the military, I'd rather not go and put a homunculus in jail that could just teleport out with a grin, ne?" Envy smirked as he pulled out the shot gun with a small pack of exploding bullets and sweat-dropped, "I guess it is a bit tamer than a bomb, I suppose..."

Revel giggled and twiddled her hair, "Don't you love it? I don't know what it is, but it looked just awesome so I had to get it for you!"

"Er, nice to meet you Extravagance." Greed siad with a nervous laugh.

Revel smiled and curtseyed, "Hello hello! You must be greed and please, call me Revel!"

"Er, uh, of course." Greed nodded and returned the curtsy with a bow.

Revel stood and twirled once. "I know we haven't met before, but I know we'll be great friends!"

Illuminati Leader Xan walked up to Envy and presented him with a box, wrapped in half pink and half dark blue wrapping. "Sorry I'm late, Happy Birthday!" No one would ever guess what was in that box......

After handing Al his gift, Xan looked around at all of the party guests. "Wow, I didn't see that coming." He said.

"if you say so." Gree said with a shrug, a small smirk playing across his face. "Now how do you know who I am?" he asked in a coddling voice.

Xan looked at Greed with a small smile, one of amusement. "Oh, I have no idea who you are at all actually. Who are you?"

Envy beamed at the gift and tore open the wrapping before he pulled out what looked like a custom military miniskirt and gave Xan a very incredulous look, saying he was a bit freaked out.
"Can I ask why you bought me a miniskirt?"

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Darkamaru walked in smiling. Obviously knowing that Reita could be here, Dark was simply wearing his casual clothes and only his locket revealed to Envy and only Envy, who he was. His hair was spiked but still in its natural emover and he had used makeup to cover the scar under his eye from when he was attacked. He had plenty more under his shirt, but not many knew that. He had also gone far enough to remove the bazooka attachment on his arm and cover his arm in a disguise skin. He had also put in blue contacts since his ambery golden eyes were impossible to miss otherwise. He handed Al a gift, wrapped in gold and black paper and covered in a combination of glitter, stickers, and...bacon grease? Inside it was something that Darkamaru thought he might like...OTHER than bacon. It was a new set of automail, with the finest perfection and craftsmanship on this side of the world! BAHAHAHAHAHA er, aherm... Yea, but it was a beautiful piece with Envy engraved on one side and Alexander engraved on the other. On the palm was a special transmutation symbol whipped up by his friend Kayami. It would make it easy for Al to transmute one eigth of any amount of water into heated methane, essentially burning the water and making it a deadly trap or weapon. Good old Kayami and her...strange... creations.

Greed looked at Xan. "Yuan Yao." he said with a grin, deciding it would be wise to use a human name. Jun squaked in displeasure. "And this is Jun." he motioned to Jun, who turned her back on him, looking very upset. "If you're so mad go to Al." Yuan huffed. Jun seemed pleased with this and scrambled to the floor, scittering across the ground to sit on Alex's shoe.

Xan looked at Yuan Yao and said : "My name is Xan, nice to meet you." Then turning to Al, Xan said: "I thought that it was funny. Besides, you could play nice pranks on people. If you want, I could transmute it into something else." Xan couldn't resist laughing the entire time he spoke.

"Uh... I'll keep it, I guess..." En said with a raised eyebrow before shaking his head with a grin and placing the skirt back in the box, putting it on the table. Then he was handed a large package from -obviously- Pride as he snickered a bit.
"Nice new look, Invi." Envy said with a wink before opening the box to reveal a brand new, damn fucking beautiful arm to replace one of his old ones! He beams the biggest smile yet, "Sweet! It even has a water-style transmutation circle!"
Envy's right arm then shifted into it's true, false form before Envy ripped out the old arm and quickly placed the new one in place, before he shifted it back to a human hand, the transmutation circle appearing on his palm as proof the arm was in place.
He held up his palm to Pride and grinned.
"See, the arm's still there. Because I had automail when I was turned, instead of gaining new limbs I gained teh ability to shift my automail into whatever I wanted, but only the automail that's in my ports can shift like my body. Cool, huh?"

"You sound like a little kid." Greed told Envy as he grinned. "The way you're so excited about that, it's hilarious." Yuan said with a small laugh, a cheshire grin on his face.

"Ne, I know, but I love my birthday! Presents are love~ For me, anyway." En said with a bright grin as he picked up Jun from his slipper-like shoe and placed her on his soft shoulder, scratching her head slightly with a kind smile, "Heya Jun-chan, I hope you like it up here, otherwise I can always give you back to Speedo-man."

"Speedo. Brilliant." Greed said, rolling his eyes while still grinning. Jun squeaked something. "She says that she's fine with you... and she says she likes your shirt." Greed translated, his voice taking on a slightly bored quality.

"Yeah? Well thanks, Jun, it does make me look cute, doesn't it?" Envy asked the rat with playful smirk and wink, before using Pride as an unintentional boost for the short boy to pet the taller man's head, "Yup, Speedo man."

Darkamaru grinned. "Yeah, well no matter how cool that power is, don't forget to actually use the arm! I spent at least 2 weeks working on it, and I had to bribe my friend, Kayami to make the circle. A real pain... She wanted me to do her 'Grocery Shopping"..." He shuddered at the quoted part. Kayami...Had not wanted food-groceries...

Envy grinned as he ruffled Pride's hair.
"Thanks a bunch, but I think you forgot a very key part in how I use my alchemy, Pride... I can only do alchemy with my feet."
Talk about a total deadpan...

Darkamaru was stunned...Freaking...Stunned. "WHY DID YOU NOT TELL ME THAT BEFORE I WASTED ALL MY TIME! I MEAN, CAN'T YOU USE ALCHEMY ON YOUR AUTOMAIL, JUST KICK IT!" He was making more noise than a jet engine... He loved that present...

Envy let out one of his rare, REAL chuckles as he shifted away his arm's disguise as ran a finger up the beautifully carved metal.
"I'm a homunculus, Darkamaru, it's a damned miracle that I can even do it with my feet, but transmutational circles are good wherever they are." Envy said with a grin as his arm shifted back into the human limb before he shifted off his heel-less, toe-less sock to reveal that same transmutation circle now on the top of his right foot, "Now I can use it"

"Awesome." He grinned. "Go on, try it out." He then held out a glass of water. "Make a wet candle!" He then let out his oh so common, real laughter.